A Noun, A Verb And A POW.

That's the McCain camp's answer to any time he lies, forgets something or fails to give the answer his campaign wanted him to give.

And, here are some funny hypothetical responses to hypothetical scandals from Trapper John at Daily Kos.

McCain Accused Of Taking Bribes From Abramoff: "This is a guy who didn't touch hard currency for five and a half years -- in prison," spokesman Brian Rogers told the Washington Post.

2003 McCain Arrest for DWI Uncovered: "This is a guy who didn't have a sip of booze for five and a half years -- in prison," spokesman Brian Rogers told the Washington Post.

McCain Caught Cheating With 22 Year-Old ASU Intern: "This is a guy who didn't get laid at all for five and a half years -- in prison," spokesman Brian Rogers told the Washington Post.