From John at AmericaBlog. Check out all 10 but here's number 1.
the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is
1. Prepare to be boarded.
The occasional rantings of an aging liberal Christian on his faith, his church (Episcopal), politics, the criminal justice system and other momentary indulgences.
But he's already made it plain how to live, what to do, what God is looking for in men and women. It's quite simple: Do what is fair and just to your neighbor, be compassionate and loyal in your love, And don't take yourself too seriously—take God seriously.