Clyde, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:Find out here what Sarah and Todd would name you if you were their child.
Rock Crane Palin
Who knows, Rock Crane Palin you just might be president one day!
It’s time for a somber national discussion about [INSERT LATEST MASS SHOOTING HERE] - This story, first published years ago, was inspired by some American mass-shooting long-forgotten. Sadly, we are forced to republish it on a regular basi...