Wednesday, July 12, 2006

God Loves Bald Men!

David Plotz at Slate.com has been blogging the Bible. Today he's reading Leviticus and I have to say his final paragraph is a winner.
Leviticus interrupts these dire leprous warnings to reassure men that, yes, it's OK to be bald. "If a man loses the hair of his head and becomes bald, he is pure." And it gets better! God also approves of male-pattern baldness. "If he loses the hair on the front part of his head and becomes bald at the forehead, he is pure." So throw out that Rogaine! God loves a cue-ball, baby!

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